Cadjamshav is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, fussy wyvern.

Cadjamshav created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Cadjamshav, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cadjamshav, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cadjamshav's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cadjamshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cadjamshav's priests.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.