Ominfudflig Zenlibpin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical dolphin.

Ominfudflig Zenlibpin created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ominfudflig Zenlibpin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ominfudflig Zenlibpin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ominfudflig Zenlibpin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ominfudflig Zenlibpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never feed peanuts to turtles while wearing red shoes.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.