Lantailtail is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty mongoose.

Lantailtail created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lantailtail, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lantailtail, he will strike you with lightening.

Lantailtail's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Lantailtail's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Run away if four gulls approach from the north.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not eat cherries.