Buttifsab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful bat.

Buttifsab created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Buttifsab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Buttifsab, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Buttifsab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Buttifsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not shave your hands.
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