Negmiscib is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous giraffe.

Negmiscib created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negmiscib, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negmiscib, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Negmiscib's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Negmiscib's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle iron while unclean.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always share melons with strangers, but never with turtles.