Dibdudquatfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, charitable bird.

Dibdudquatfeb created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Dibdudquatfeb, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dibdudquatfeb, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dibdudquatfeb's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dibdudquatfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

4. Never wear purple shorts on sacred days.

5. Never hurt doves.