Hinligben is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, calm horse.

Hinligben created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinligben, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hinligben, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hinligben's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Hinligben's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Hinligben in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Hide from blue foxes for they are unholy.

5. Always wash your feet before prayer.