Stanhuglan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing skunk.

Stanhuglan created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Stanhuglan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stanhuglan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stanhuglan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Stanhuglan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Stanhuglan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Never think about spacetime near hamsters while wearing mauve dresses and balancing seven carbon spheres on your chest.