Omtdoghad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, resourceful fairy.

Omtdoghad created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Omtdoghad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Omtdoghad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Omtdoghad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Omtdoghad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Omtdoghad first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.