Sawnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered toad.

Sawnurt created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawnurt, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sawnurt, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sawnurt's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sawnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never eat green fruit.