Bugzimvid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, uncaring turtle.

Bugzimvid created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugzimvid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bugzimvid, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bugzimvid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bugzimvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Do not take Bugzimvid's name in vain.