Bedkipyim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring cat.

Bedkipyim created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedkipyim, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bedkipyim, he will turn you into a dog.

Bedkipyim's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bedkipyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Never allow aardvarks to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.