Henhasxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, confident jackal.

Henhasxuc created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henhasxuc, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Henhasxuc, it will destroy your home planet.

Henhasxuc's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Henhasxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Never touch oil while blessed.

3. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

4. Never allow grasshopers to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never handle titanium while unclean.