Donguttan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever salamander.

Donguttan created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donguttan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Donguttan, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Donguttan's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Donguttan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing mauve skirts and balancing five titanium spheres on your legs.

4. Never wear orange coats.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Donguttan in the centre of the settlement.