Captaljig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy camel.

Captaljig created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Captaljig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Captaljig, she will torture you forever.

Captaljig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Captaljig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Always maintain humility during holy days.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Captaljig loves cats, so they must be respected.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.