Dibhudjat Nadlagzig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless elephant.

Dibhudjat Nadlagzig created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibhudjat Nadlagzig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dibhudjat Nadlagzig, it will turn you into a slug.

Dibhudjat Nadlagzig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dibhudjat Nadlagzig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dibhudjat Nadlagzig first in all things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Never chant in the presence of capybaras.

5. Never feed lots of cucumbers to sheep while wearing brown dresses.
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