Stigtargkom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous rhinoceros.

Stigtargkom created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigtargkom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stigtargkom, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stigtargkom's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Stigtargkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Never paint your legs gray.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing black shoes and balancing five silicon spheres on your head.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.