Litgangeb is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, competent dove.

Litgangeb created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Litgangeb, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Litgangeb, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Litgangeb's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Litgangeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Litgangeb.

3. Never think about special relativity near dolphins while wearing violet kilts and balancing nine nickel spheres on your hands.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not chop down trees.