Hivdunkom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous weasel.

Hivdunkom created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Hivdunkom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hivdunkom, it will turn you into a mouse.

Hivdunkom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hivdunkom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed carrots to manatees while wearing corsets.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never mark doors with turquoise.

5. Never travel toward the south during autumn.