Lamdinquam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, happy frog.

Lamdinquam created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamdinquam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lamdinquam, it will not invite you to parties.

Lamdinquam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lamdinquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Pray only in moonlight.