Dutrillhubcadkomvagcap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome crow.

Dutrillhubcadkomvagcap created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutrillhubcadkomvagcap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dutrillhubcadkomvagcap, she will turn you into a duck.

Dutrillhubcadkomvagcap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dutrillhubcadkomvagcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Dutrillhubcadkomvagcap loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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