Rilldimbast is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless human.

Rilldimbast created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilldimbast, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rilldimbast, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Rilldimbast's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rilldimbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not eat apples.