Bestlitfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, benevolent swan.

Bestlitfarn created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestlitfarn, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bestlitfarn, it will turn you into a snail.

Bestlitfarn's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bestlitfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bestlitfarn.

4. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

5. Put Bestlitfarn first in all things.