Govpigjad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, caring shark.

Govpigjad created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govpigjad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Govpigjad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Govpigjad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Govpigjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing children.

2. Do not place spinach upon stone.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.