Mifdogwig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful hydra.

Mifdogwig created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifdogwig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mifdogwig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Mifdogwig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Mifdogwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Never feed strawberries to aardvarks while wearing corsets.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.