Wotfebfly is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing slug.

Wotfebfly created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotfebfly, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wotfebfly, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Wotfebfly's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wotfebfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your legs with purple markings.

2. Always store tomatoes above ground.

3. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with foxes.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

5. Do not shave your arms.