Tommantabrakfossbanmapgan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, quiet snail.

Tommantabrakfossbanmapgan created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tommantabrakfossbanmapgan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tommantabrakfossbanmapgan, she will turn you into a rock.

Tommantabrakfossbanmapgan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tommantabrakfossbanmapgan's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not place wheat upon stone.