Wotmabraw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sage centipede.

Wotmabraw created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotmabraw, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wotmabraw, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wotmabraw's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Wotmabraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sprint in the presence of horses.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Do not drink alcohol.