Cubbimlop Kannigbass is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, resourceful dragonfly.

Cubbimlop Kannigbass created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cubbimlop Kannigbass, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cubbimlop Kannigbass, it will manifest in front of you.

Cubbimlop Kannigbass' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cubbimlop Kannigbass' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.