Rakcappom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish skunk.

Rakcappom created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakcappom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakcappom, it will ignore you.

Rakcappom's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Rakcappom's Holy Commandments

1. Rakcappom loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away from magenta dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not kill snails.