Wonxinomin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented manatee.

Wonxinomin created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonxinomin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wonxinomin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wonxinomin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Wonxinomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.