Tabsabveen Bapfobquag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-confident tapir.

Tabsabveen Bapfobquag created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabsabveen Bapfobquag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tabsabveen Bapfobquag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tabsabveen Bapfobquag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tabsabveen Bapfobquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight nematodes in a large pit.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Tabsabveen Bapfobquag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.