Botjabget is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, slow jackal.

Botjabget created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Botjabget, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Botjabget, it will turn you into a dog.

Botjabget's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Botjabget's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Botjabget's priests.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Do not consume oranges at dawn.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.