Dunwanpas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient shrew.

Dunwanpas created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunwanpas, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dunwanpas, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dunwanpas' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dunwanpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. You must love Dunwanpas.