Poncubbid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, vain mouse.

Poncubbid created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poncubbid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Poncubbid, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Poncubbid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Poncubbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Hide from violet nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
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