Hugquafventalwan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing swallow.

Hugquafventalwan created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hugquafventalwan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugquafventalwan, he will manifest in front of you.

Hugquafventalwan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hugquafventalwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

4. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.