Dumfotcap Higgovlat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet capybara.

Dumfotcap Higgovlat created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumfotcap Higgovlat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dumfotcap Higgovlat, it will turn you into a goat.

Dumfotcap Higgovlat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dumfotcap Higgovlat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green moths, for they are unholy.

2. Dumfotcap Higgovlat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.