Dudjongod is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, witless centaur.

Dudjongod created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudjongod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dudjongod, he will turn you into a frog.

Dudjongod's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dudjongod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.