Cedfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage camel.

Cedfarn created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedfarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cedfarn, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cedfarn's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cedfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must love Cedfarn.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.