Yikmumbat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous dolphin.

Yikmumbat created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikmumbat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yikmumbat, it will be very sad.

Yikmumbat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Yikmumbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always treat turtles with great respect.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Never look at galaxies.