Manrawdibtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, ruthless wasp.

Manrawdibtetti created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Manrawdibtetti, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Manrawdibtetti, she will turn you into a snail.

Manrawdibtetti's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Manrawdibtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Manrawdibtetti.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never jump near bats.

5. Do not bounce in public.