Bestfumyik Fitsugdin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, charitable hippopotamus.

Bestfumyik Fitsugdin created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestfumyik Fitsugdin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bestfumyik Fitsugdin, it will turn you into a dog.

Bestfumyik Fitsugdin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bestfumyik Fitsugdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not record signs concerning stars.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always act with humility.