Fubtadnart is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, prudent mink.

Fubtadnart created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubtadnart, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fubtadnart, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fubtadnart's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fubtadnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Erect eight gold sculptures of Fubtadnart on top of important buildings.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in black.