Bitbutveenbap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, almighty gerbil.

Bitbutveenbap created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitbutveenbap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bitbutveenbap, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bitbutveenbap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bitbutveenbap's Holy Commandments

1. Bitbutveenbap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not kill hamsters.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.