Toffobmab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, ruthless pigeon.

Toffobmab created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Toffobmab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Toffobmab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Toffobmab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Toffobmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Toffobmab in the centre of the settlement.