Cubstragcem is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy fish.

Cubstragcem created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubstragcem, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cubstragcem, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cubstragcem's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cubstragcem's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear turquoise skirts on sacred days.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Do not wear red clothing.