Bimmegbad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, effective manatee.

Bimmegbad created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Bimmegbad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bimmegbad, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bimmegbad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bimmegbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near monkeys.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never record signs.

5. You must love Bimmegbad.