Geb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering weasel.

Geb created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Geb, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Geb, he will destroy your favourite star.

Geb's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Geb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near cats while wearing black shirts and balancing nine silicon spheres on your face.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing orange shorts and balancing five iron spheres on your hands.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not commit murder.