Tailbumlid is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless
jackal.
Tailbumlid created light twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Tailbumlid, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Tailbumlid, it will turn you into a slug.
Tailbumlid's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Tailbumlid's Holy Commandments1. You must love Tailbumlid.
2. Do not eat gooseberries.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never feed bread to bats while wearing trousers.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.