Tailbumlid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless jackal.

Tailbumlid created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tailbumlid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tailbumlid, it will turn you into a slug.

Tailbumlid's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tailbumlid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tailbumlid.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed bread to bats while wearing trousers.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.