Zanarn is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, kind goose.

Zanarn created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanarn, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zanarn, he will make you grow a tail.

Zanarn's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Zanarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zanarn's priests.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Never think about moons.