Camhonhon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring capybara.

Camhonhon created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camhonhon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Camhonhon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Camhonhon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Camhonhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Worship no other gods but Camhonhon.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Do not commit murder.