Rillbabgudflow Nilkarhan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking dragonfly.

Rillbabgudflow Nilkarhan created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rillbabgudflow Nilkarhan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rillbabgudflow Nilkarhan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rillbabgudflow Nilkarhan's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rillbabgudflow Nilkarhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Rillbabgudflow Nilkarhan.

5. Never hurt eagles.