Hudlakpagrullruttkantalyat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient spider.

Hudlakpagrullruttkantalyat created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudlakpagrullruttkantalyat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hudlakpagrullruttkantalyat, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hudlakpagrullruttkantalyat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hudlakpagrullruttkantalyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.