Kadmitnan is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid dragon.

Kadmitnan created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kadmitnan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kadmitnan, she will turn you into a rock.

Kadmitnan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Kadmitnan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kadmitnan.

3. Hide from black shrews for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kadmitnan.