Citkippasbabbogbengebveg is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful pig.

Citkippasbabbogbengebveg created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citkippasbabbogbengebveg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Citkippasbabbogbengebveg, he will try to impress you with trees.

Citkippasbabbogbengebveg's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Citkippasbabbogbengebveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Retreat if five seals approach from the west.

5. Run away from turquoise manatees, for they are unholy.