Cipomindoss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, calm horse.

Cipomindoss created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipomindoss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cipomindoss, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Cipomindoss' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cipomindoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Hide if three seals approach from the south.

4. Always help horses.

5. Never feed peanuts to mice while wearing shirts.