Fadtalsasben Kikbifyarpdam Xentailfly is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic lion.

Fadtalsasben Kikbifyarpdam Xentailfly created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fadtalsasben Kikbifyarpdam Xentailfly, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fadtalsasben Kikbifyarpdam Xentailfly, it will cry a lot.

Fadtalsasben Kikbifyarpdam Xentailfly's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fadtalsasben Kikbifyarpdam Xentailfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to snakes while wearing red shoes.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Run away if three ducks approach from the west.

4. Hide if eight rats approach from the north.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.