Zodjipfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent owl.

Zodjipfed created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodjipfed, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zodjipfed, she will turn you into a snail.

Zodjipfed's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Zodjipfed's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Hide if nine eagles approach from the south.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.