Bunflatced is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-knowing fish.

Bunflatced created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunflatced, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bunflatced, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bunflatced's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bunflatced's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in winter.

2. Never stain your face with turquoise.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.