Dotflammutrut is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, blissful octopus.

Dotflammutrut created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotflammutrut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dotflammutrut, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dotflammutrut's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dotflammutrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Retreat if six seals approach from the north.

4. Never wear black boots.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing pink rings.