Wipfunnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy rhinoceros.

Wipfunnutt created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipfunnutt, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wipfunnutt, she will laugh at you.

Wipfunnutt's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wipfunnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Run away from violet bats, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat bananas on holy days.

5. Do not listen to music.