Flaghinstan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable dingo.

Flaghinstan created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaghinstan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Flaghinstan, she will turn you into a tree.

Flaghinstan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Flaghinstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never paint your head mauve.

4. Worship no other gods but Flaghinstan.

5. Never talk about ducks.