Monwadben is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome centipede.

Monwadben created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Monwadben, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Monwadben, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Monwadben's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Monwadben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Erect four nickel sculptures of Monwadben on top of important buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never hop near monkeys.