Dimvegdim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish butterfly.

Dimvegdim created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Dimvegdim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dimvegdim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dimvegdim's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dimvegdim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if four dogs approach from the south.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.