Komarnvonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, wise hyena.

Komarnvonk created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komarnvonk, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Komarnvonk, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Komarnvonk's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Komarnvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Never wear pink stockings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat bark.