Mabtagpag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish gerbil.

Mabtagpag created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabtagpag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mabtagpag, she will destroy your home solar system.

Mabtagpag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Mabtagpag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing three silver spheres on your hands.

5. Run away from blue otters, for they are unholy.