Laggepbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sage aardvark.

Laggepbun created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Laggepbun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Laggepbun, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Laggepbun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Laggepbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near porpoises while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing three silver spheres on your arms.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.