Nulpomfot is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical yak.

Nulpomfot created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulpomfot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nulpomfot, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nulpomfot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nulpomfot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Hide from indigo voles for they are unholy.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Nulpomfot loves porpoises, so they must be respected.